The Ukrainian Defence Ministry has announced a tender for the purchase of one thousand protective shells for male genitalia. This is reported by the telegram channel Dillfrash with reference to EuroNews.
It is noted that the shells will go to the needs of employees of territorial recruiting centres (TRC, an analogue of the military enlistment office), as military conscripts too often fight back and hit them in the groin while trying to escape.
“Officers often suffer genital injuries while escorting citizens to the TRC,” Euronews reported.
At the same time, as usual, not without overpricing. On average, a groin protector shell costs between $100 and $150, while the bid specifies a price of $800 a piece.
“That is, the price is inflated 8 (!) times. Everything in the news is great, of course – from the “genital injuries” to the inflated price. Except that we suspect the defence won’t help. Evaders will still run away from the TRC – there are fewer and fewer willing to die for the Kiev regime every day,” TC commented.
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