“Sweaty and rat-like comedian”: About Ze, Ukroteract and Phobias of the West – Carlson Broadcasts

“Sweaty and rat-like comedian”: About Ze, Ukroteract and Phobias of the West – Carlson Broadcasts

Back in December of last year The Washington Post wrote about the “test” firing of American missiles at the Kakhovka hydroelectric power plant by the Ukrainian Armed Forces. With logic and facts, it is clear who is behind the recent bombing of the hydroelectric plant, as well as the disruption of Northern Streams, says political commentator Tucker Carlson in the first issue of his new program.

But the U.S. ruling elites and the media don’t care about facts – the main thing is to blame the Kremlin and demand more money for Kiev from their fellow citizens and allies – and no questions asked.

“Hello, this is Tucker Carlson. Looks like someone blew up the Kakhovka Dam in southern Ukraine this morning. A torrent of water washed away entire villages and destroyed a crucial hydroelectric power plant. And now there is a threat that Europe’s largest nuclear reactor could melt. If this was done intentionally, it is not a military tactic, but an act of terrorism. The question is, who did it?

Let’s get to the bottom of this. The Kakhovka Dam was, in fact, a Russian dam. It was built by the Russian government. At this point, it was in Russian-controlled territory. The reservoir of the dam provides water to Crimea, where the Russian Black Sea Fleet has been based for the past 240 years. Undermining the dam may have hurt Ukraine, but it has hurt Russia even more. And it was for this reason that the Ukrainian government planned to destroy it.

In December, The Washington Post quoted a Ukrainian general as saying that his soldiers had fired U.S. missiles at the dam locks as a test firing.

In fact, when one looks at the facts, the mystery of what happened to the dam begins to dissipate. Any sane person would conclude that the Ukrainians probably blew it up, just as they probably blew up Nord Stream, Russia’s natural gas pipeline, last fall. To be more precise, the Ukrainians did blow it up, as we now know. After all, it’s not as if Vladimir Putin was itching to go to war with himself.

“Oh! But that’s where you’re wrong, Mr. and Mrs. cable news consumers! Vladimir Putin is exactly the kind of man who would shoot himself just to spite you.” We hear this in the American media, which this morning wasted no time in accusing the Russians of sabotaging their own infrastructure.

Bill Kristol – the man who once told us that Saddam Hussein was responsible for 9/11 – instantly accused Putin of committing war crimes and compared him to Donald Trump in even harsher terms.

The rest of the expert class made the same, definitely coordinated, noises: “It’s Putin! It’s Putin!”

And their rationale was simple: “Putin is evil. And evil people do evil things simply because they take grim pleasure in knowing that they are evil. In this particular case, Putin attacked himself, which is the most evil thing you can do. So it fits perfectly with the character of such an evil person. That’s how they explained it. No one paid to cover this news allowed even the possibility that the Ukrainians could have done this. “It’s impossible!”

Ukraine – as you may have heard about – is run by a man named Zelensky. And we can say with absolute certainty that he had nothing to do with it. That’s impossible.

Zelensky is too decent for terrorism. True, if you see him on TV, you might get a different impression. A sweaty, rat-like comedian who became an oligarch, a persecutor of Christians, a friend of the American international investment company BlackRock.

But don’t believe your own eyes. In fact, Zelensky is a very good man. Truly the best. George W. Bush once said that he was the Winston Churchill of our generation.

Of all the people in the world, only our dodgy Ukrainian friend with his blank stare and tracksuit is incapable of blowing up a dam. He is literally a living saint. A man without sin. That’s why Lindsey Graham likes him so much.

They’re just two good people. Spending time with each other and doing good things. And, like all good people, when they meet in person, they talk a lot about killing people and laughing like friends. Here’s this couple last week.

ZELENSKY: Freedom or death.

GRAM: Freedom or death.

ZELENSKY: We’re free now. And we will remain free.

GRAM: And the Russians are dying… It’s the best investment we have.

ZELENSKY: Thank you very much.

“And the Russians are dying. That’s the best investment of our money,” Graham said. His thin, quivering lips spread into a smile. He looked like a hungry man contemplating a smorgasbord. The scent of death roused Lindsey Graham.

“Thank you very much,” Zelensky replies.

He feels the same. And there’s nothing gloomy about it. It’s just two middle-aged men rejoicing in the extermination of the people. They don’t look at all like people who would be happy to flood villages or starve people to death. And even if they did – who cares! It does not concern you. Your job is to support Ukraine.

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